- He can sensationalize issues very well
- He comes to you and says "I am frust (frustrated) today" or "I have a new data point" and then leaves. It is for you to guess the reason, either you follow him and ask or use your imagination
- He is very well informed about the surroundings and latest gossips
- He eats with both hands, talks with his mouth full and never closes his mouth while eating (I am sure it is important in some way, but I can't make out how)
- He has crush on a girl who is half his size
- He talks fluently, if you are having a dull moment with CD then you have confused some other person for CD
- He can make friends with anybody - except for one girl of his college. That too is because he saw her naked once and she got upset because CD did not pass his compliments for which he is so generous
- He loves another girl nicknamed Chhibbi - for some reason known only to him
Monday, August 4, 2008
Traits of CD
CD has some essential traits which makes him perfect for doing marketing jobs, namely:
Bahiyon main FRUST hoon...
bc pata nahin kyon...par aaj main bahut frust hoon...kaam karne ka bilkul bhi man nahin kar raha...kya karoon...tariq mujhe bhi apni maal provide karo...shayad kuch mood theek ho...
-Chibbz
-Chibbz
BYE-BYE Mailz
Babbu's Bye bye mail
From: Vinay Pandey
Subject: For the last time: hoh hoh ho ho ho
My dear friends,
You all have been my pillars of support in EVS. Whatever the problem, I just cannot imagine how I would have tackled it without your support; this mail is to thank you all.
If a day went without a cribbing/babe-analysis session with Chhibber, I considered it a wasted day. If I could not see Bhak/Tauts trying (desperately and fanatically) to emulate his favourite cricket shot then it was a day without laughs – by they way, I too have got addicted to balling action!
Mamu – I wish I could borrow his cool-as-cucumber attitude. And whenever I got frustrated, which happened more than 2500 times in a day, all I had to do was lean over my desk and murmur Koser.
Aneesh, who became my friend from second day onwards in EVS, I enjoyed brainstorming on the loM concept with him! Roopak – how I could have survived without the free parking at his house and DADA (Dipayan Mukherjee), I enjoyed troubling you more than anyone in EVS!
Ankur, the babe-magnet – it was wonderful to have you around. Though I stilladvice that you should not get too much burdened with work. Rishabh – the IIM Calcutta dude, it was fun to conduct thas sessions with you.
My friends, I would like to thank each of you for all the wonderful moments. You already have all the information to remain in touch with me.
All the best to everyone!
Yours sincerely,
Vinay Pandey
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Rishabh's byebye mail
From: Rishabh Gupta
Subject: Adios!!!
Hi all,
Here is another in this season of goodbye mails. It’s been nearly one year and most of it, especially since I moved into my current seat, has been worth remembering. A big thanks to you all who have made the journey much easier. Moving on to the special mentions
· Maroo, Pinky, Gogna, Pawan (his nick is indecent), and Yogiraj – Had a wonderful time with you all. The endless thass, rarely held parties, late night football/f.r.i.e.n.d.s were all awesome times. Please study hard so that you all can join me next year.
· Chhibber – His propensity is to imitate a certain celebrity who made a quite a name during the first season of Big Boss. And he can kill an hour long discussion with one line. Keep the deadly PJs and adages coming. We all love em.
· Tariq – I totally adore and admire this guy. Die hard cricket fan, but he’ll lose a bet to me, a freak of nature, but in some ways the only sane person around.
· Ankur – The youngest of the family of workaholics. Personifies the cliché ‘work hard party harder’. And NSIT education means that he is hugely talented.
· Pandey – My brother from Xavier’s. Deftly combines the suave sophistication of an MBA and the rawness of Azamgarh. Pandey rap ho jaye ek last baar?
· Koser – Great actor and great mailer. I’ll give you my insti email id.
· Sinha sir – Gyaan ka saagar. I have learnt a lot from you. Thanks and my best wishes are with you.
· Arijit and Anuj – The first few months in EVS were a pain and you helped me settle in. Thanks for sessions. And Arijit, thanks for the roshogollas – simply awesome.
· Anshuman, Arpit, RKS, Keks, Gaurav – super group of individuals. Period. But I have to add this for Keshav, he possesses the Kek-walk and has about 15 different reasons for it.
· Mohit, Kashif, Payal, Raina, Paras, Anosh, Avichal, Gitesh, Deepak – Thanks for chipping in.
· Pratyush – learnt a lot of management fundae from you. These will hold me in good stead in future.
· Abhay, Hrishikesh, Amit, Raman, Sid, Abhishek – PMs, CM, friends, guides, dudes J
· Last but not the least, Donal and Sarah – You have contributed tremendously to my growth as a professional. Thank you.
Some action points
We need to improve the sex ratio in the group. It’s starting to become a differentiator in the international market. Corporate citizenship and all that.
We need to hold lot more parties for team bonding. I am sure Harpreet will take care of this.
I would love to remain in touch with all of you. Please drop your contact info on any of the following.
Mobile : xxxxxxxxxx (removed due to security reasons)
Yahoo : xxxxxxxxxx (removed due to security reasons)
Orkut : xxxxxxxxxx (removed due to security reasons)
Hope to bump into you sometime, somewhere.
Regards,
Rishabh
From: Vinay Pandey
Subject: For the last time: hoh hoh ho ho ho
My dear friends,
You all have been my pillars of support in EVS. Whatever the problem, I just cannot imagine how I would have tackled it without your support; this mail is to thank you all.
If a day went without a cribbing/babe-analysis session with Chhibber, I considered it a wasted day. If I could not see Bhak/Tauts trying (desperately and fanatically) to emulate his favourite cricket shot then it was a day without laughs – by they way, I too have got addicted to balling action!
Mamu – I wish I could borrow his cool-as-cucumber attitude. And whenever I got frustrated, which happened more than 2500 times in a day, all I had to do was lean over my desk and murmur Koser.
Aneesh, who became my friend from second day onwards in EVS, I enjoyed brainstorming on the loM concept with him! Roopak – how I could have survived without the free parking at his house and DADA (Dipayan Mukherjee), I enjoyed troubling you more than anyone in EVS!
Ankur, the babe-magnet – it was wonderful to have you around. Though I stilladvice that you should not get too much burdened with work. Rishabh – the IIM Calcutta dude, it was fun to conduct thas sessions with you.
My friends, I would like to thank each of you for all the wonderful moments. You already have all the information to remain in touch with me.
All the best to everyone!
Yours sincerely,
Vinay Pandey
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Rishabh's byebye mail
From: Rishabh Gupta
Subject: Adios!!!
Hi all,
Here is another in this season of goodbye mails. It’s been nearly one year and most of it, especially since I moved into my current seat, has been worth remembering. A big thanks to you all who have made the journey much easier. Moving on to the special mentions
· Maroo, Pinky, Gogna, Pawan (his nick is indecent), and Yogiraj – Had a wonderful time with you all. The endless thass, rarely held parties, late night football/f.r.i.e.n.d.s were all awesome times. Please study hard so that you all can join me next year.
· Chhibber – His propensity is to imitate a certain celebrity who made a quite a name during the first season of Big Boss. And he can kill an hour long discussion with one line. Keep the deadly PJs and adages coming. We all love em.
· Tariq – I totally adore and admire this guy. Die hard cricket fan, but he’ll lose a bet to me, a freak of nature, but in some ways the only sane person around.
· Ankur – The youngest of the family of workaholics. Personifies the cliché ‘work hard party harder’. And NSIT education means that he is hugely talented.
· Pandey – My brother from Xavier’s. Deftly combines the suave sophistication of an MBA and the rawness of Azamgarh. Pandey rap ho jaye ek last baar?
· Koser – Great actor and great mailer. I’ll give you my insti email id.
· Sinha sir – Gyaan ka saagar. I have learnt a lot from you. Thanks and my best wishes are with you.
· Arijit and Anuj – The first few months in EVS were a pain and you helped me settle in. Thanks for sessions. And Arijit, thanks for the roshogollas – simply awesome.
· Anshuman, Arpit, RKS, Keks, Gaurav – super group of individuals. Period. But I have to add this for Keshav, he possesses the Kek-walk and has about 15 different reasons for it.
· Mohit, Kashif, Payal, Raina, Paras, Anosh, Avichal, Gitesh, Deepak – Thanks for chipping in.
· Pratyush – learnt a lot of management fundae from you. These will hold me in good stead in future.
· Abhay, Hrishikesh, Amit, Raman, Sid, Abhishek – PMs, CM, friends, guides, dudes J
· Last but not the least, Donal and Sarah – You have contributed tremendously to my growth as a professional. Thank you.
Some action points
We need to improve the sex ratio in the group. It’s starting to become a differentiator in the international market. Corporate citizenship and all that.
We need to hold lot more parties for team bonding. I am sure Harpreet will take care of this.
I would love to remain in touch with all of you. Please drop your contact info on any of the following.
Mobile : xxxxxxxxxx (removed due to security reasons)
Yahoo : xxxxxxxxxx (removed due to security reasons)
Orkut : xxxxxxxxxx (removed due to security reasons)
Hope to bump into you sometime, somewhere.
Regards,
Rishabh
Friday, August 1, 2008
Babbu Rap ...hamara anthem
HONEY SINGH CHOOT (HIPHOP) LYRICS
Honey singh (honey singh)
Baadshah… choot.. vol 1
[chorus ]
Kenday pechayian pindaan ney teree mari
Saaday lun ney we khichee ey tyaari
Fudi teri aj ley kay jaoon
Jey nai liti tey main jatt na kwahoon
Kenday pechayian pindaan ney teree mari
Saaday lun ney we khichee ey tyaari
Fudi teri aj ley kay jaoon
Jey nai liti tey main jatt na kwahoon
Aja teri choot maroon
Tere sir se chudney ka bhoot utaroon
Choodney key baad tujhe jutey maroon
Tere mooh main apna lora dey key mooth maroon (yeah)
Kar doon teri fuddi kharab
Merey jesa koi nahin meree bhudi kharab
Terey baad tere post
Bas yahi kaam kaaj mera
Kar doon ga khush tujhe
Luraa ley key naach mera
(honey singh & Baadshah)
Choda hoga tujh ko hazaroon ney
Mehngay mehngay kamroon mein
Lambi caroon mein
Bollywood key baray baray sitroon ney
Per merey lund jeesa dum naa bicharoon mein
Mein karoon din raat ek
Guzar merey saath ek raat …dekh
Terey jesey maine toree ek raat mein…
Aazma key dekh ley, dum kitni hai baat mein
Kenday pechayian pindaan ney teree mari
Saaday lun ney we khichee ey tyaari
Fudi teri aj ley kay jaoon
Jey nai liti tey main jatt na kwahoon
Gora badaan teri patli kamar
Solaan(16), sitraan(17) saal ke umar
Rehti tip top… sunti hip hop
ley key chaloon tujh ko main CANDY SHOP
ch.. ch ..choos mera lura
aja choos mera lura
chaat merey tatte jaise aaloo ka pakoora
to hai choot ke rani
main hoon lodon ka raja
aja aja mere rani meri bansuri bajaja
thoda uuper thoda neechey
zara haat to bataa
dekh ne dey laal fudi zara jhat to hata
moon khool apna
mera naam to chilaa
baadshah,baadshah keh key GAAND to hilaa
honey singh
lun..lun..lun utey…
honey singh
lun utey laya appan sanday da tail
chood chood ker doon mein fudi teri fail
putt putt mommey tere waday kardoon
kano sharmawey elay lun phar too
oey gaal kar to ……… Main tah bada paad doon
laa lei barian nu kundi booha bund kar to
merey lun da waar jewen chaley talwaar
aj cheer do mein teri patiala salwar
maar maar chupey tenu pai gaye si chaskey
hun mare chika jadoon payaa wich kas ke
aja lun teh to beja tera pose banawaan
aj nai kaal nai rooj banawaan
…..
Khoono Khoon Hoje kachi jive dul gayi dava
Chap chap marey kasey jatt sari sari raat
Oh mera naa honey singh rati batiyaan bujhwaan
Nawi gadeyaan chalawaan naley fudiyaan sujaawaan
Kenday pechayian pindaan ney teree mari
Saaday lun ney we khichee ey tyaari
Fudi teri aj ley kay jaoon
Jey nai liti tey main jatt na kwahoon
Kenday pechayian pindaan ney teree mari
Saaday lun ney we khichee ey tyaari
Fudi teri aj ley kay jaoon
Jey nai liti tey main jatt na kwahoon
Choooooooooot...
If u can do this hip hop
Here we are
The Choot from Honey Singh
This Is choot Exclusively for you
Honey singh (honey singh)
Baadshah… choot.. vol 1
[chorus ]
Kenday pechayian pindaan ney teree mari
Saaday lun ney we khichee ey tyaari
Fudi teri aj ley kay jaoon
Jey nai liti tey main jatt na kwahoon
Kenday pechayian pindaan ney teree mari
Saaday lun ney we khichee ey tyaari
Fudi teri aj ley kay jaoon
Jey nai liti tey main jatt na kwahoon
Aja teri choot maroon
Tere sir se chudney ka bhoot utaroon
Choodney key baad tujhe jutey maroon
Tere mooh main apna lora dey key mooth maroon (yeah)
Kar doon teri fuddi kharab
Merey jesa koi nahin meree bhudi kharab
Terey baad tere post
Bas yahi kaam kaaj mera
Kar doon ga khush tujhe
Luraa ley key naach mera
(honey singh & Baadshah)
Choda hoga tujh ko hazaroon ney
Mehngay mehngay kamroon mein
Lambi caroon mein
Bollywood key baray baray sitroon ney
Per merey lund jeesa dum naa bicharoon mein
Mein karoon din raat ek
Guzar merey saath ek raat …dekh
Terey jesey maine toree ek raat mein…
Aazma key dekh ley, dum kitni hai baat mein
Kenday pechayian pindaan ney teree mari
Saaday lun ney we khichee ey tyaari
Fudi teri aj ley kay jaoon
Jey nai liti tey main jatt na kwahoon
Gora badaan teri patli kamar
Solaan(16), sitraan(17) saal ke umar
Rehti tip top… sunti hip hop
ley key chaloon tujh ko main CANDY SHOP
ch.. ch ..choos mera lura
aja choos mera lura
chaat merey tatte jaise aaloo ka pakoora
to hai choot ke rani
main hoon lodon ka raja
aja aja mere rani meri bansuri bajaja
thoda uuper thoda neechey
zara haat to bataa
dekh ne dey laal fudi zara jhat to hata
moon khool apna
mera naam to chilaa
baadshah,baadshah keh key GAAND to hilaa
honey singh
lun..lun..lun utey…
honey singh
lun utey laya appan sanday da tail
chood chood ker doon mein fudi teri fail
putt putt mommey tere waday kardoon
kano sharmawey elay lun phar too
oey gaal kar to ……… Main tah bada paad doon
laa lei barian nu kundi booha bund kar to
merey lun da waar jewen chaley talwaar
aj cheer do mein teri patiala salwar
maar maar chupey tenu pai gaye si chaskey
hun mare chika jadoon payaa wich kas ke
aja lun teh to beja tera pose banawaan
aj nai kaal nai rooj banawaan
…..
Khoono Khoon Hoje kachi jive dul gayi dava
Chap chap marey kasey jatt sari sari raat
Oh mera naa honey singh rati batiyaan bujhwaan
Nawi gadeyaan chalawaan naley fudiyaan sujaawaan
Kenday pechayian pindaan ney teree mari
Saaday lun ney we khichee ey tyaari
Fudi teri aj ley kay jaoon
Jey nai liti tey main jatt na kwahoon
Kenday pechayian pindaan ney teree mari
Saaday lun ney we khichee ey tyaari
Fudi teri aj ley kay jaoon
Jey nai liti tey main jatt na kwahoon
Choooooooooot...
If u can do this hip hop
Here we are
The Choot from Honey Singh
This Is choot Exclusively for you
suna hain Shamir pit gaya
bhaaiyon I have this news....and am sure most of you might not be knowing...I have heard that rajdev(rj hereafter) ne shamir ko pitwa dia hai.....
well babba told me yesterday...but fir maine anosh se uska QC karvaya to poori baat pata chali....
As per him hua yoon ki shamir ne rj ko bahut tang kia hua tah...to rj ne usse badla lene ki thaan li....ek din jab shamir apne scooter pe office se ghar jaa raha tha to rj aur uske boyfriend ne shamir ko overtake kar ke rokaa...aur uski maiya ka chaiya chaiya kar dia...tab se shamir ki phatti padi hai...
yeh baat rj ne payal ko batai...aur payal ne anosh ko....aur usne mujhe..:)
baaki aur kuch update hui to bataaoonga...TC
well babba told me yesterday...but fir maine anosh se uska QC karvaya to poori baat pata chali....
As per him hua yoon ki shamir ne rj ko bahut tang kia hua tah...to rj ne usse badla lene ki thaan li....ek din jab shamir apne scooter pe office se ghar jaa raha tha to rj aur uske boyfriend ne shamir ko overtake kar ke rokaa...aur uski maiya ka chaiya chaiya kar dia...tab se shamir ki phatti padi hai...
yeh baat rj ne payal ko batai...aur payal ne anosh ko....aur usne mujhe..:)
baaki aur kuch update hui to bataaoonga...TC
Necessasity invention ki maa hai
Hello brothers,
It was a sad day in our bakchodi ful life today.....babba chala gaya hum sab ko chod kar...
jab se ricster hamein chod ke gaya tha ....since that day I was feeling a sense of itching in my pubic hair...aur aa jab babbe ki mail dekhi to ahsaas hua ki us itching ka ilaaj kya hai..
haan bc haan....I realized it today that one day no two people in our group will be working together...every one will take different paths...and that will be the point when we will miss these moments....
to mere dimaag mein fatak se ek idea aaya...aur maine shatak se ek blog bana dia...ab hum kahin bhi hoon aur kuch bhi kar rahe hoon...we can contribute to this noble cause of bakchodi through this blog...
One word of caution....
It was a sad day in our bakchodi ful life today.....babba chala gaya hum sab ko chod kar...
jab se ricster hamein chod ke gaya tha ....since that day I was feeling a sense of itching in my pubic hair...aur aa jab babbe ki mail dekhi to ahsaas hua ki us itching ka ilaaj kya hai..
haan bc haan....I realized it today that one day no two people in our group will be working together...every one will take different paths...and that will be the point when we will miss these moments....
to mere dimaag mein fatak se ek idea aaya...aur maine shatak se ek blog bana dia...ab hum kahin bhi hoon aur kuch bhi kar rahe hoon...we can contribute to this noble cause of bakchodi through this blog...
One word of caution....
- We will never use our names in this blog....but will use code words such as babba, ricster, mamu, MR (that's me), taut, kosco, and CC (chota chawla)
- For security reasons, we will not sensationalize or publicize this blogg to any one...especially in office
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