Monday, August 4, 2008

Traits of CD

CD has some essential traits which makes him perfect for doing marketing jobs, namely:
  • He can sensationalize issues very well
  • He comes to you and says "I am frust (frustrated) today" or "I have a new data point" and then leaves. It is for you to guess the reason, either you follow him and ask or use your imagination
  • He is very well informed about the surroundings and latest gossips
  • He eats with both hands, talks with his mouth full and never closes his mouth while eating (I am sure it is important in some way, but I can't make out how)
  • He has crush on a girl who is half his size
  • He talks fluently, if you are having a dull moment with CD then you have confused some other person for CD
  • He can make friends with anybody - except for one girl of his college. That too is because he saw her naked once and she got upset because CD did not pass his compliments for which he is so generous
  • He loves another girl nicknamed Chhibbi - for some reason known only to him
Traits of others to follow in next post from America!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

well...e can't ven write of what I faced that evening...the girl was a gud friend of mine till that day...but now when she see me...she makes such as gesture as if some cow is watching a satyriast bull coming towards her...and it fores me to change path